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Irish Joke:

An Irish labourer goes to a North London building site seeking work.

The foreman says to him: "If you can answer just one question, the job's yours".

Foreman: "What is the difference between a girder and a joist?"

Irishman: "Girder wrote Faust; Joist wrote Ulysses"